I spy celeb street style...

No idea who this woman is, only that her top matches the article BELOW.....

I spy celeb street style... by sw11rl featuring a leather bomber jacket

What to wear to france...♥♥♥

So. A lucky seven weeks until my class and I invade France!

Three days, without parents, roaming free in the land of escarots et parissians. Unfortunately, it is before my birthday, so I will not be gracing the natives with offers of their style appearing on this blog, as I will STILL not be in possesion of a camera. Not this time, at least. And its not Paris. Its some tiny village somewhere, not a hotspot for Parisians.

But hey! They will still be french. Its like saying, I'm not from London, so I won't have enough style to wave a stick at! UNTRUE. I am currently saving for a Cambridge Satchel. Period.

Anyhow, me and my equally fobsessed (fashion obsessed) friend have figured out exactly what we will need to purchase to appear more frenchy in frog land...

1. A breton top...Flatteringly below the collar bones, figure-skimming and paired with crimson lips. Following onto a...

2 Red lipstick... Oh la la!
3. A beret...Of course. Sitting smugly ontop of my gingery ringletts, studded with maybe a few buttons or crap so I don't look too serious.

4. A bike... A rusty, thin, breakable looking thing, not one of those shiny sturdy ones. We are talking about one that would not look out of place in Madeline, with a baguette poking out of the weaven basket.

5. A moustache necklace... So I could perch it on my upper lip.

6. Black skinnies... They just go with the breton top. And I grew out of my last pair.

7. A adorable dog, preferabbly one of those fluffy, tiny, white things, or a poodle...Yeah. Her idea, not mine.

8. A beige mac... Don't they all have one of these? I'm not sure, I could be wrong. But wearing one with red lipstick and a poodle in tow FEELS SO RIGHT!

9. Ballet flats... French are ballet people, right. Odette is a French name, after all.

Romwe.com collars unite...♥♥♥

Collars are...tricky. Peter pans have been seen so often stuck onto tops like the designer hasn't even thought about it that the sight of them makes me bristle. But ATTACHABLE, EBELLISHED collars, beset with lace trimming and little jewels and sequins and studs...

Now thats what I'm Talking about. Romwe. com is the go to for this. Searching through their archives, I can just see the outfits I can jazz up with the aid of one of these beauties. A lace one with ripped shorts and eyeliner. A studded number with a tea dress and ballet flats. Mother may I!

All images are from polyvore, linked to Romwe.com

Dip hem skirt RELIVED...♥♥♥

Dip hem skirt RELIVED... by sw11rl featuring a matte lipstick

Recently, I have been loving the dip hem trend. I heard somewhere that they were going to be big in S/S, in Winter, but it being grey, miserable, cold England in January, wearing such a chiffony, flimy type thing seemed a bit....unbelievable. I was scoffing over my toast. But, now, in this equally unbelivable heat, the brush of chiffon against bare legs, teamed with metallic sandals and graphic tees, seems very desirable. So I retreated to Rowme.com, who has seerved me well fashion wise in the past. This skirt is the very one that shoulld be arriving at my door any time now.

In my dreams I wear...♥♥♥

Image from Etsy.com

Oh, how the pensioners would stare! How the compliments would stream! How so much better my life would generally be if I ONLY OWNED THESE SHORTS!!!! No? Well, thats how gorgeous they are. They are like mini rainbows to wear on your thighs...

WARNING: CAN CAUSE DELUSIONS

The festival outfit I missed...

The festival outfit I missed... by sw11rl featuring heart sunglasses

What EXACTLY went through my head as I anticipated going to Secret Garden Party.

Secret Garden Party sadness...♥♥♥

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▲The Outfit▲

fit I COULD OF WORN :O

So, lately, I have been seriously lusting over going away.
Anywhere. Just away, favourably somewhere hot, with scorching white sands and turquoise seas. I tell my mate Leila this, but, being someone who is very happy in her hometown 24/7, she advised me to see the school nurse. I am very lucky to be going on 3 breaks this year...
1. To Devon for a few days to see family friends. The annual visits usually involve their two boys surfing the icy English waves in wetsuits and me and my sister shivering in our tankinis.

2. A school trip to somewhere in France, to visit a snail farm, a aqaurium, a water park and a traditional bakery to make pain au chocolats. Yayyy.

3. SPAIN!!! YES!!! Three days in Barcelona, then a week in some seaside place! CAN'T WAIT!!!

But what I really want is a FESTIVAL to go to. I used to go to Womad every year, as my papa has a hippy clohing shop and had a stall there. Six years old, I wore some battered fairy wings, glitter on my cheeks, and jelly shoes. Then, I was DA BIZ. Now, I'm not so sure. Fairy wings...sure! But jelly shoes on my growing size sevens? I don't think so!

What I REALLY wanted to go to was The Secret Garden Party. Its free, I inisted to my parents. Its cool and cute and everyone is talking about it! I twisted a quote from a magazine. So my mum looked on the website. Visions of printed skirts, Hunter wellies, neon face paint and Indian bangles clouded my brain. BUT ALAS!!!


The tickets are run out.